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Habajakk
The word Habajakk is a discription of a person who is wild and crazy, but still sane. A Habajakk is often an Anarchist and does not like to be controlled, but likes to live free. The Habajakk allways finds new crazy ways to have a good time and is often quite crazy.
The term originated from the norwegian Habajakk Espen Dansen. King of all Habajakks.
The term originated from the norwegian Habajakk Espen Dansen. King of all Habajakks.
Habajakk by OkOmOkOlOkO April 9, 2011
Habadassery
Like a haberdashery, but for badasses. Rathers than bowties and cufflinks, a habadassery sells leather jackets and explosions.
Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.
It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Currency in a habadassery usually takes the form of flying kicks, boners, and bullets to the face.
It is a little known fact that habadasserii (the plural spelling) actually existed before haberdasheries. Haberdasheries were created to cater for young men with more money than cojones, hoping to earn valuable street credits from fine tailoring rather than rough fisticuffs. Now the art of the habadasser is largely forgotten, and truly kick-ass explosions are hard to come by.
Foolish male: I need to go shopping for some dandy new clothes. Would you care to accompany me to the nearest haberdashery?
REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.
Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?
REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
REAL MAN: What the hell? Shuck that jive!
I'm not shopping with you coz I'm not your wife!
Especially not in a gorram haberdashery,
My balls care not for such exotic finery.
Real men don't shop, non-stop they BUY.
And they only buy from habadasserii.
Also they intentionally rhyme, all the time.
Foolish male: That was quite a funky little song. Habadasserii?
REAL MAN: Its the plural of habadassery. Like octopii.
Habadassery by Blaah Blaah April 6, 2010
Hababa Moment
A hababa moment describes the moment when all the laws of the universe crumble into pieces. The unexpected and all types of debauchery occur. Coined by the all-knowing, all-mighty Jandalf
Hababa Moment by Jandalf September 18, 2021
Habalazoo!
An exclamatory word with a variety of applications. Used to show much excitement relating to anything. (Similar to “yay!”)
Hoo hoo hoo! How's your day going friend?
-Its going quite well!
That's wonderful, friend! Habalazoo!
-Its going quite well!
That's wonderful, friend! Habalazoo!
Habalazoo! by Plumbino February 25, 2022