State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.
I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.
Haachama refers to the Virtual Youtuber Akai Haato of Hololive, who is known for being a degenerate, so far as to reviewing pictures of her fans' feet.
1. A crazy japanese Vtuber who is stuck in Australia. 2 A chef that can turn beef into coal. 3. every time you're not running she is catching up to you. RUN
Dude 1: Haachama is so cute
Dude 2: DUDE RUN THAT'S A TRICK DON'T LET HER GET YOU, HAACHAMA IS COMING, RUN