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One who seeks knowledge. A man well endowed, with silent strength. A scapegoat for the ignorant. One who the simple minded obsess over. One of good nature who is persecuted by the wicked. A wiseman who drowns in a sea of fools.
He was a good man. It's just not right how he got haithemed.
Haithem by The Dude84 September 1, 2006
A kid with glasses who is annoying, is a retard(not really but acts like one), gets beat up by people... a lot, and has joy annoying people
Haithem just stole my shoe and now is running away with it!
Or
That kid's a Haithem.
Haithem by Some guy April 22, 2005
Snicket or one who snickets. See snicket.
Guy: Yo! Hait-
Dude: Yo shut up, that's snicket, not Haithem.
Guy: Oh word. Sup snicket.
Haithem by Leminy January 13, 2009
Kinda an interesting person. But i personally think that they are a lovely ( son of the......) person. Love green, caramel and some stuff. Brooooooo 100% of arabian person, thanks Allah for creating them. Little Sunshine that comforts a lot and have the best blanket hugs frrr. Don't really speak a lot about themselfs but speak more pls, we really want to know u SPEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK PLSSSSS. Have good advices, so if u need help go to them. Tall af.
Haithem, have a better internet. We need to play to Valo
Haithem by Lunapi March 2, 2024

Al-Haitham 

A new upcoming character in Genshin Impact, arriving along with the Sumeru update. Also known as the sexiest man alive.

I need him right now in more ways then just one.
Person 1: Have you seen Al-Haitham?
Person 2: Damn right I have, booty so big lord have mercy🙏
Person 1: For real!! Al-Haitham hand in marriage when?
Al-Haitham by shunms August 14, 2022

Al-Haitham 

A new addition from Sumeru, the hottest guy around in hit game Genshin Impact 💯 He is caked up and a hottie

BARK BARK GRRRRR WOOF WOOF BRAK SNARL GRRR WOOF BARK BARK
person 1: Hey, who is that hot babe?
person 2: That guy? That Al-Haitham the hottest guy around
person 2: Step on me pls
Al-Haitham by MikoLover December 9, 2022
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An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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Me: Poggers!
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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