hågen 

The type of guy to dip hotdogs in porridge.
He likes to punch people in the arm.
Hågens schlong is massive.

«Did he just consume a sock?»
«Its Hågen, he’s allowed»

hågen by V1nDns March 8, 2022

Hagen 

A boy named Hagen is usually a really sweet boy. He may have his "player" moments, but there will be one girl that changes his mind forever. Hagen's are usually tall, blonde, handsome, and really sweet. If you ever find one, don't make him angry. Keep him forever.

Look there's a hagen!

Hagen by Kaylaabrysonnlollllll October 21, 2013

Hagen 

Hagen is a short guy who has brown hair and is so sweet! He may be full of himself at times but he has a soft sport inside. He has lots of friends and is nice to people even when he does not like them. He has lots of girl friends but does not care if people make fun of him for having girl friends because friends are friends. He is not normally on his phone but when he is he is always texting a friend or his parents other then that he is not on his phone. If you all ever find yourself a Hagen keep him cause Hagen’s are pretty rare.

Dang I wish I had a hagen! I would never let him leave me because it’s like a once in a lifetime opportunity!

Hagen by A person crushing on a Hagen December 9, 2018

Hagen 

Mega fye blonde hair boy that gets the “He will be so hot in high school” phrase but is a solid 7 right now. Don’t make him mad or annoyed or will not like u at all. He has his player moments without a girl but with one he is the most loyal person

Look at Hagen man such an inspiration!

Hagen by The goat2345585 April 6, 2020

Hagen 

A person who knows all the good memes

Hagen is a norwegian surname
A person named Hagen is awesome and very cool

Hagen is such a cool guy

Hagen by Beffffffffff November 21, 2017

Hagen 

Hagen is a surname originating from Germany. Other variants are German, Dutch, Danish, Jewish, English, Norwegian, and Swedish.

North German and Dutch: topographic name from Middle Low German hage(n), Middle Dutch haghe ‘enclosure’, ‘hedge’.

German, Dutch, and Danish: from a Germanic personal name, a short form of the various compound names formed with hag ‘enclosure’, ‘protected place’ as the first element.

German: nickname from Middle High German hagen ‘breeding bull’.

Jewish (Ashkenazic): of uncertain origin; perhaps the same as 1.

English: from an Old Scandinavian or continental Germanic personal name Hogni ‘protector’, ‘patron’ (Old Norse), Haghni (Old Danish), Hagano (Old Germanic).

Norwegian: habitational name from any of numerous farmsteads so named, from the definite singular form of hage, from Old Norse hagi ‘enclosure’.

Swedish: ornamental or topographic name from the definite singular form of hage ‘enclosed pasture’.

Her name is Sherry Hagen.

Hagen by KittyOfDeadlyPoking April 11, 2010

Hagen 

If you find a Hagen RUN! because if you don't you'll find yourself thinking about him 24/7 to the point where people are asking you, "Why are you smiling? your Grandma just died." he also has a massive cock.

Hot anime girl: oh my GOD did you see Hagen's bulge?? I can't stop thinking about it.
guy named Hagen: uh...I'm Hagen.....

Hagen by miss.doodlerdecker September 4, 2021