hárta 

"A lot" in Spanish.

"Tengo una hárta de sueño"

hárta by two_dee February 2, 2018

Harta-Lee 

A well-rounded girl that excels at whatever she does. She gives her 100% to best serve others but may feel greatly underappreciated if she doesn't receive the same. With her emotional intelligence, she can gauge the best way to conduct herself to reduce drama and make others comfortable.

Harta-Lee got your back.

Harta-Lee by Mario brown November 23, 2021

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” 

It’s an encrypted map that can lead one to the secret dialect known as “Cristina English”. To find this ancient language one must stand in the underground temple of Oceania and chainsmoke 2 packs of Cammels. After that, the map shows a mathematical ecuation which, after solving it, shows coodinates for the Chair of Santa. Once you sit in the chair, insert 1g of Fentanil in your body and an evil wizard will come and start teaching in chinese.

A: What do you have there?
B:Just the “Harta Teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima”

The “Harta teologica of Ion Masina-de-Inima” by Sigmund from oceania November 28, 2024

harambe's law 

Harambe's Law

"You are a racist/sexist/xenophobe/homophobe/abelist" is code for "you are winning this argument, and I hate you for that."

The first person in a discussion to call someone Racist, Sexist, Xenophobic, Homophobic or another pejorative term is deemed to have automatically lost the discussion because they have admitted they have no facts or logic to support their position, and thus resort to name-calling to silence further embarrassment.

"I voted against Hillary because she is a greedy, ambitious, government drone."

"You're racist for supporting Trump!"

"Harambe's Law prevails. YOU GET NOTHING. YOU LOSE. GOOD DAY, SIR!"

harambe's law by Benny1985 November 15, 2016

Haitani Ran 

A hot, rich, embarrassing Goth from the anime Tokyo Revengers who mistakes non-dead/injured people as dead cuz of Goth, brotherly sentiment; for he has a precious Goth brother named Haitani Rindou.

Person 1: Haitani Ran just like me fr: Needs glasses to match with his brother or he mistakes the living for the dead sometimes.

Person 2: I want Haitani Ran to ambush me then hit me with a rod stick.

Person 3: I want Haitani Ran to close my eyes as if I were supposedly passing away.

Haitani Ran by Kazutora's Pet Cat September 28, 2021

Harambetard 

An internet retard who, for some unknown psychological defect, is unable to get over the entire "child falls into gorilla's enclosure and the gorilla gets shot in the end" incident. Harambetards are usually seen endlessly posting about insanely unfunny "dank memes" involving some retarded line about Harambe the gorilla. People in their right mind are advised to stay away from harambetards as much as possible, as their retardation is probably contagious.

Guy A: Hey, check out my new harambe post! It's so funny Ima shit myself laughing. Huehue!
Guy B: Will you just stay the fuck away from me? I don't want any harambetards around. Do your troll shit elswhere, you retardo!

Harambetard by pwnageforever September 20, 2016

Hanta Sero 

The best member of the bakusquad. A tall boy with weird elbows, who can shoot tape out of them. A character from My Hero Academia.

“Hey may be a tape dispenser, but I still love him.”
“Who are you talking about?”
“Hanta Sero!”

Hanta Sero by 母 June 21, 2019