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appearance gynaecology 

aka hymen restoration, labia reconstruction,vaginal rejuvenation, labiactomies for pornstars...what have ya...!
in Jordan these days, it doesn't cost a girl who 'as been de-flowered to have it all back sewn together ..thankies go to the abundance of 'apperance gynaecologists' who don't over-charge the poor fucks any thing above 200 Ds ( dinars ..that's in the nieghuborhood of 300$ ), to cover up before getting ready to be married to a total mork!
I am afraid i will bore ya'all with TMI..but girls in the middle east in general; almost all of them, get sex before marriage through the Hershey Highway..so, when the Day comes she can keep the frontal na-na passage closed like a Propel bottle seal cap! Man, for those un-lucky few girls who do the no-go zone.. the art of apperance gynaecology comes to their rescue.
what would poor girls do without appearance gyn? and hey..hey, one have to keep appearances. Doncha ya'all agree?

gynecologist 

Gynecologist is a fucking pussy doctor, what better explanation can you get?
gynecologist by partydude67 January 22, 2014

amateur gynecologist 

term for any young male who,without medical license,proceeds selflessly and in the interest of science to engage in the exploration of the female anatomy ...
While in college,though not in pre-med,Paul considered himself an amateur gynecologist.

Gynecologize 

The act of thoroughly covering your index and middle finger in a substantial amount of icy hot and promptly inserting them into a woman's vagina with a medically proactive and pleasureable intent.
Ex 1) I will gynecologize your mom before the night is over.

Ex 2) "Hey tina, why so blue?"

"Oh, i dont know, its just ever since I broke up with my boyfriend nobody has been around to gynecologize me lately :("

"Thats a shame. Hey, come to think of it, i have 2 fingers, a penis, and a tub of icy hot at my house!"

"MARRY ME MUTHA FUCKA"

";)"
Gynecologize by Token and Chef August 28, 2011

gynaecologist 

butt-hole examiner for men tend to enjoy putting their entire hand 3 feet inside their patients anus and its definitely not a prostate exam
don't worry I'm a gynaecologist
gynaecologist by butt examiner November 16, 2013

gynaecolonist 

pussy stealer!! people who get lots of pussy
person 1: have u heard abt andy??
person 2: yeah he's a gynaecolonist
gynaecolonist by r0senr0t October 26, 2022