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Origin - The University of Birmingham - a chap rather accustomed to brightly coloured trousers.

Commonly used, though ill approved term (especially when uttered in the presence of a female) making reference to the genitalia of a female/general presence of a female.

Favoured most notably for its distinct onomatopoeic effect.

Can also be used with great effect to discombobulate a member of the female sex who is unaware of its definition. Pick your yat wisely, however, as you don't want to ask someone who knows the definition. This game is called 'Risk Gwatch'.
"Excuse me gwatch"

"Alright gwatch"

"Her gwatch flaps are epically large"

"Excuse me, may I please use your gwatch?"
Gwatch by Nick Barrett III July 1, 2009
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Gwatch is a word of welsh origin that refers to the genital area of a female.
Every woman has a gwatch.
gwatch by aimeel June 15, 2007
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Crude term for the female genitalia.
Can also be used as an insulting phrase.
She has a great fat stinking gwatch!

or

You are a gwatch!
gwatch by Matt Whalley June 17, 2003
Origin - The University of Birmingham - a chap rather accustomed to brightly coloured trousers.

Commonly used, though ill approved term (especially when uttered in the presence of a female) making reference to the genitalia of a female/general presence of a female.

Favoured most notably for its distinct onomatopoeic effect.
"Excuse me gwatch"

"Alright gwatch"

"Her gwatch flaps are epically large"
Gwatch by Nick Barrett IIII June 30, 2009
that horses gwatch is dripping
gwatch by gwatchasaurus February 5, 2010
1. To demand, ask for, or take as one's own.

2. To move, go, or come secretly, quietly, or unobserved while committing theft.
Gwitch a cigarette butt; gwitch one's cigarette; to gwitch a cigarette out of a box; to gwitch a cigarette and begin to smoke.
Gwitch by Bob Simon November 22, 2009

gwathsauce 

The dirtiest scum imaginable. If you took all the dirty things in the word and put them in one word, it would be gwathsauce.
Bob: You just stole candy from a 5th grader!

Joe: Yea, I know.

Bob: That's gwathsauce you dirty gwath! Get the hell away from me!
gwathsauce by Pass_the_Gwathsauce October 29, 2009
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