Gut Wagon

The lunch truck that pulls up to industrial job sites and sells expired sandwiches and hoagies to grubby workers. It usually announces its arrival by way of some rediculous custom airhorn and is usually comondeered by a portly middle aged woman with a moustache.

Jake: Damn, no lunch for me today!
Ted: Why not?
Jake:I owe the Gut wagon lady 35 bucks and I dont get paid until Friday.

by Exx October 26, 2006

fuck a duck on a gut wagon

Means you are screwed in the worse way .. Basically life is so screwed up. Worse case scenario.

Bertha wrecked her car killed 3 people... Ouch I bumped my pinky toe on the couch..Fuck a duck on a gut wagon

by Dimpaliengirl February 04, 2018

Puke a dog off a gut wagon

Something that is really nasty

Uuhhhhhhgggggg this coleslaw is so gross you could puke a dog off a gut wagon!

by puddytat April 27, 2019