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Basically, this gurl is a sarcastic,posh girl who is manipulative sometimes but is a really good therapist to talk to-
Friend 1: well i have fallen into depression lately-
Friend 2: Well, go to gursneh, she is a really good person to talk to-
gursneh by ISTALKPPL April 4, 2022
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A name of a fucking dumbass bitch who won’t shut the fuck up. If this is ur name ur an annoying lil bitch who no one likes. If you find a gurneha, run the other way. If you don’t have one in your live count that as a blessing.
(In the living room)
Ugh Gurneha’s coming’

Gurneha: ‘hiiiii your in the living room’

Yeah no fucking shit
Gurneha by anonymous March 30, 2022
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Gursehaj 

A gay duck that has the nerve to go up to my school yard and get dissed.
Often a lakers fan but sometimes likes the Cavs
That gay Gursehaj duck is gay
Gursehaj by A cool kat kid February 19, 2018

gursneha 

A fat mother fucked who is the slugfest person in the universe
That gursneha was so slurry she fucked my mom and my dad.
gursneha by Travelled to get December 12, 2016

Gursehaj 

U should have gursehaj in your life
Gursehaj by Najshshhsjsjsjsjsjjsj November 24, 2021
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go ahead
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