gurdering 

Extreme sport, where one gets a skate board cuts it in half fixes a large bit of wood to it so it is huge , and then is towed behind a car , bike, horse, prostitute at high speeds while kneeling or lying on the board

i went gurdering all the way to the red light district last night

im the best at gurdering

gurdering by Chrisomatic November 6, 2006

garbering 

To be totally wrong, to be proven wrong, and to continue to argue for days that the same irrelevant point proves you right.

For how many days are we going to keep garbering this question?

garbering by Mister Andre March 9, 2017

Gutter gardening

When someone does so little house maintenance shrubs grow from their gutters

Dude, you seen Bob?
Only on the first of the month to get the mail! But I see he has taken up gutter gardening!

Gutter gardening by Drowning clown November 21, 2015

grubering 

When you accidentally tell the truth about something.

John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.

grubering by FBHO November 14, 2014

murdering piece of shit

Scar from LK1 who killed Mufasa.

That murdering piece of shit killed mufasa!

murdering piece of shit by ananomus November 2, 2004

murdering the head

this phrase can be used as a boast or a warning. it refers to the act of using the restroom, leaving both a large amount of excriment and a terrible smell behind.

bro 1:hey bro, where's your bathroom?

bro 2: no bro, dont go in there. i just finished murdering the head.

murdering the head by sailormanbananaton February 5, 2010

Gardening Olympics 

The sporting events gardeners participate in at the first sight of sunrise, tormenting local residents with their obnoxious, gas powered tools. These sporting events usually take place in apartment complexes, a couple days a week, beginning early in the morning and last the majority of the day.

The Gardening Olympics started at 6am this morning and went on well into the afternoon. Needless to say, I was unable to sleep in and now have a headache. I think today's events were rock mowing, sidewalk raking, and the power decibel endurance leaf blow. FML.

Gardening Olympics by MosswoodWay September 16, 2011