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Grangina 

The sexual organs of a female homo sapien who's child has also had a child. Known for being particularly dry, dusty, and decrepit.
Fentilworth: I spied you canoodling with Mrs. Pennybone last night. Don't deny it, Fergwelstein!
Fergwelstein: I say, nothing gets past your monacled eye does it Fentilworth. I was indeed balls deep in Mrs. Pennybone's grangina!
Fentilworth: Bravo!
Grangina by Morkus Morkus August 9, 2018

The Guantanamo 

Slang for having sex doggy-style in a bathroom whereby as the man or the top cums he shoves the partner's head in the toilet and flushes, reminiscent of so-called "water boarding."
I wanted to remind him that, as the bottom, he had no say or control, so I chose to introduce him to The Guantanamo in the lobby restroom.
The Guantanamo by poopooOU812 August 1, 2016

Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay 

The most informative film title ever. And also a great stoner flick.
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay is as good as the first Harold & Kumar flick!

Guantanamo Style 

The practice of having sex, doggy style in a toilet cubicle with the 'receiver' (male or female) bent forwards with their head in the bowl being repeatedly flushed in a manner similar to waterboarding.
I took her/him to the men's room and nailed her/him Guantanamo Style.
Guantanamo Style by MojoPriestMW November 2, 2010

Guantanamo bay approach 

The Guantanamo bay approach is to believe that anything, animal, object, human being or otherwise are inneficient, cannot be trusted or are in someway harmful to the individual until he/she is given prove that this object/person/animal is efficient or benneficial.
Since the internet is almost diametrically opposed to the notion of quality control, in recent years it's been a lot easier to just assume everything is shit until it can prove itself otherwise. I like to call it the Guantanamo bay approach.

Gerangaback 

A female with one or more of the following qualities: disgusting, fat, hideous, hairy, lumpy, rolly (as in fat rolls), smelly, crunked teeth, has SARS, Bird-flu, a cow, retarded horse, anything Lee Unit has slayed, or a man turned woman.
I can't get no trophies tonight, so I figure I can just tame a Gerangaback!
Gerangaback by The Greek November 7, 2005