gupperberk

1) A fictional creature which carries its CNS in its scrotal sack and is indiginous to South America 2) The feeling just before the freezer door opens when you already know there's not going to be any ice in the ice tray.

1) The gupperberk scuttled quietly into the night.
2) Steve was overcome with gupperberk as someone asked him to get them some ice.

gupperberk by David D H Andrews April 30, 2003

guppenberg 

Commonly used insult against someone of lesser intelligence and/or smaller penis size.

What an absolute guppenberg!

How dare you try to indulge in a conversation with me you guppenberg!

guppenberg by Park Ranger Tom September 26, 2019