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Gunishment

The punishment doled out to convicted paedophiles in order to de-wrong their brains. (etymology: gun + punishment; source: Chris Morris, 2001)
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gunishment

1.Derived from a combination of the words punishment and the UK slang word "Gun" meaning to insult. Therefore, gunishment means to insult in a severe and punishing manner.
2. Featured in the "Paedogedden" episode of British satirical show "Brass Eye". Here gunishment means to punish with guns.
1. "your momma's so dumb, she had you!"
"Oh no!!! That's gunishment!!"

2. "Paedos don't need punishment, they need gunishment"
by Kay Dash Plus August 2, 2007
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gunishment

A mixture of gun and punishment, forming the type of punishment with the word punishment.
Man, these people dont just need punishment... they need gunishment
by jesus April 25, 2004
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Gunishment

Common American schoolyard term for shooting people you do not like.
I'm mad at my teacher. It's time for GUNISHMENT.
by PiPPiLiNA November 7, 2002
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Team Punishment

Team Punishment is a moderator on the bodybuilding.com forums who is suspected to being a closet queer. While he has not officially come out of the closet many members suspect he is batting for the other team due to his phaggyness displayed on the forums. Rumour is that TP and other mods - pUniCepts, memcop and Trinity1216 engaged in a orgy cause TheLBM's 2 inch penor could not satisfy trinity. Truth be told that memcop took the brown road on TP while trinity performed a "Cleveland Steamer" on TP's chest while pUniCepts was sitting in the corner fondling his noodle
User 1 - Is it me or did it just get gayer around here
User 2- Yeah Team Punishment just logged in
by ForumSentinel February 9, 2014
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Performance Punishment

Due to a high level of motivation and repeat successes you are selected by your superiors to do more work than your peers because you do your job and good at it. This frequently entails extra hours, multitasking, et cetera. The punishment is that you get to watch the underperformer, who is not doing their job, get rewarded via time off, free time, leave work on time and so on. This is common in the military, other government jobs, or large corporations where, due to bureaucracy, it is difficult to get rid of a bad employee.
Sean isn't a workaholic or a brown nose. Since his coworker Steve does nothing all day long, Sean's performance punishment is that he always has to stay late and take on extra projects to make up for Steve.
by ImperialFleet1 February 16, 2015
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punishment time

IIIIIIIIIIITS PUNIIIIISHEMENT TIIIME
by Biakuya ToGAMER September 27, 2020
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