The ancient pig-god of the Gumbeanian religion, Fabled for its unearthly strength and unstoppable hunger for the food group Legume (specifically beans). Tall tales of this god were transferred via word of mouth in the western slopes of the Andes in northern Peru and Ecuador.

Pray to Gumbus that this years Bean crop may be plentiful.

Gumbus by G.P. Mancini March 25, 2020

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GumGum church

A religion in which we almost always need to chew gum. We chew it at work, school, at the park, and wherever else we please. We can also wear hoods in buildings no matter who says we can’t. Every Wednesday we go to church and chew gum, sing songs, and have baking contests. There are about 20,000 people in this religion but more are still joining monthly.

Teacher: Please spit out your gum.
Student: Sorry I can’t it’s against my religion, GumGum Church.

GumGum church by GumGum church October 9, 2019

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Gusgus

Reference to Disney's Cinderella, this verb refers to the particular scene when Gus is carrying too many things at one time, and even uses his chin and teeth to help him carry such a large amount of things at once. This can be used to carry more things than normally plausible in hopes of making fewer trips than otherwise.

"I had too many books to carry this morning so I had to gusgus it. I looked like a fool though."

"Can you help me gusgus these boxes to the storage room?"

Gusgus by Laroon March 30, 2010

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Gungus

The coolest, most dapper dog in the West, formally known as Sir Garamoti, also happens to be born over 200 years ago. Very kind and an excellent gamer.

Your dog reminds me of Gungus, maybe they’d be friends.

Gungus by Sir Garamoti January 8, 2022

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