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Dog's Chewing Gum 

Dog shit.
Dog's frequently eat and chew their own excrement and as such, it can be referred to as 'Dogs Chewing Gum'.
Watch your step, you almost stood in that dog's chewing gum.

That dog is totally annihilating that other dog's chewing gum.

If only they could put a mint smell on that dog's chewing gum.
Dog's Chewing Gum by Schgot April 22, 2011

The Chewing Gum Effect 

Offering anything to someone, including chewing gum, causes everyone in the group to want the same thing.
Sam offered Will a piece of gum and then Rob and Kevin asked, and then grabbed without recieving any answer, some gum for themselves. Thus the chewing gum effect was born!

chewing gum chain 

Chain chewing gum. When you're anxious about something and start maniacally chewing one gum after another (normally dedicating a few seconds to each gum, not taking all its flavour).

It can get addictive when you're really nervous. Its like soft drugs for kids. Afterwards, you feel funny.

Don't try it with Big Red though.
After his chewing gum chain, Jake felt sick and twice as nervous.

Jessica chain chewed a whole packet of Big Red and her mouth felt like burning shit the rest of the day.

adults chewing gum

A pack of condoms. Used as an innuendo term to fool little children.
Child: What are these balloons doing in your bottom draw mummy?
Mother: Those are mine and daddy's adults chewing gum, the mint in them is too sting for little kids.

chewing gum 

it is a continuation of the fag game; you stretch your sack out through your fingers and mention something about your chewing gum... it is vital that you say something odd enough to make someone look at it.
"Awwww... I dropped my chewing gum on the floor, hey, does that look like a hair on it?"
chewing gum by Laurabelleblue September 15, 2008

chewing gum 

When a dude is wearing short shorts at the pool and has a little nut sack hanging out.
Look at the guy with the chewing gum hanging out!!
chewing gum by Blazeracer June 21, 2008