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gum balls 

gumby's balls can do most any thing..with its pals poker, pricker and gooey...they can walk through a wall if you want them too...
gum balls by WALTER! February 27, 2004

Gum ball machine

When you are using anal beads on a girl and you cut the string.
After a little snip snip she totally had to do the gum ball machine!

suculent gum ball 

When a female puts a male's ball sack in her mouth while chewing on the scrodum and swirling them around in her mouth.
I just got a suculent gum ball from a hooker for 25 $! Sweet fucking deal!

Slap-ass gum-ball machine 

When a man has a hole in his underwear. You slap his ass pull up his penis and his balls fall through the hole.
The slap-ass gum-ball machine: John sees Spencers underwear has a hole in them . “John slapped his ass, pulled his Willy wiener, and his balls fell out.” I just did the slapp-ass gum-ball machine you. You’re dog water.

gum ball machine

When one person bites the other partners right testicle off and as they swallow are repeatedly hit in the throat as a quarter is inserted past their ovaries. They immediately shit the testicle out at 700 feet per second penetrating a recently dug up dead guys rectum.
Example 1

Guy 1,"Nah dog i'm tired from that gum ball machine Laura gave me last night, I don't wanna do shit."

Example 2

Kittens

The gum ball 

The act of shoving ur balls in between ur legs and getting others to look at them...
.The single most awesome maneuver in the penis showing game, when this move is preformed correctly it automatically makes u the Man in the group of friends u hang with...
Josh- Hey Mike check this out.(preforms the gum ball)

Mike- (looks) Aw shit!

Friends- Omg he did the gum ball!!! josh ur the man!
The gum ball by penguin26 November 27, 2009