8 definitions by penguin26

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A stop light in wich makes you wait for 10 minutes and there is nobody else at the intersection.
Brandon- dude this light is taking forever.!

Mark- this is a Bullshit stop light man.

Brandon- You got that right.
by penguin26 November 21, 2009
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An act of sex in the pool because the women you are trying to bang has big D boobs so in order for her to fuck her hard you use the pool to help lift her giant boobs for an easier fuck...
Brandon- get on top!

Jenny- i cant the bouncing hurts my boobs!

Brandon- lets get in the pool and buoyancy fuck!
by penguin26 November 27, 2009
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An act of sex in the pool because the women you are trying to bang has big D boobs so in order for her to fuck her hard you use the pool to help lift her giant boobs for an easier fuck...
Brandon- get on top!

Jenny- i cant the bouncing hurts my boobs!

Brandon- lets get in the pool and buoyancy fuck!
by penguin26 November 27, 2009
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When one proceeds to be the dumb one in the group. To do/say something dumb or When someone asks a question thats a complete oxymoron...
Kaitlyn- OMG! Mark where is the rest stop?

Mark(squid)- 7 miles

Kaitlyn- How long is that?

Mark- Um?.... 7 miles?......dumb ass

Brandon- Ha! that was a 7 mile
by penguin26 November 27, 2009
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When one proceeds to be the dumb one in the group. To do/say something dumb or When someone asks a question thats a complete oxymoron...
Kaitlyn- OMG! Mark where is the rest stop?

Mark(squid)- 7 miles

Kaitlyn- How long is that?

Mark- Um?.... 7 miles?......dumb ass

Brandon- Ha! that was a 7 mile
by penguin26 November 27, 2009
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Noun: One who's fridge is cascaded with mountain dew and his/her computer desk is littered with empty MD cans.
Guy1- Dude?

Guy2- What?

Guy1- your room is loaded with MD cans

Guy2- Ya im a mountain dew junkie
by penguin26 November 26, 2009
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The act of shoving ur balls in between ur legs and getting others to look at them...
.The single most awesome maneuver in the penis showing game, when this move is preformed correctly it automatically makes u the Man in the group of friends u hang with...
Josh- Hey Mike check this out.(preforms the gum ball)

Mike- (looks) Aw shit!

Friends- Omg he did the gum ball!!! josh ur the man!
by penguin26 November 27, 2009
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