guirlancy

Da degree dat a female floats in water.

Since most females have a thicker fat-layer than males, their guirlancy is greater.

by QuacksO June 15, 2021

girlancee

Noun. A girlfriend who wants to control your weiner with a poisonous, spiked, explosive ball and chain. This girl consumes every waking moment of your life while depriving you of vaginal delight. She provides you with all of the hardships associated with a fiancee while presenting none of the benefits of having a casual girlfriend. Once sucked into the black hole of the girlancee, there is simply no hope of returning to a life containing anything remotely resembling happiness.

"Hey, where is our roommate Calvin?" roommate 1. "Oh, he is at his girlancee's house," roommate 2. "Poor guy," roommate 1.

by 1410 December 23, 2011

girlancy

Generally greater than boyancy.

Those of da female persuasion typically possess a thicker layer of body-fat, so their girlancy tends to be better than how well a dude can float.

by QuacksO March 10, 2026