A play on the word business that is catered for MMO players and their guild's.
Person A: Let's go watch a movie.
Person B: I have guildness to attend to tonight.
Person A: What the hell is guildness?
Person B: Businesswith my guild idiot.
Person A:.......You need a life.
*flicks off* ~_~,,|,, *walks away*
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'