gufly

the polar opposite of fugly

dude, you’re like the polar opposite of gufly

by boobacloops July 28, 2023

Guffy Beer

A kind of beer which, by definition, has to be non-mainstream, pretentious, unnecessary to get drunk on and tastes like fizzed up baking soda. The most common kinds are German wheat beers, Dutch porters and Belgium ales, or are otherwise sourced from some kind of country which is at least 1000 miles away. Consumption of such beer entitles said individual to the esteemed prize of 'Top Guffy', or the more recent 'Guffy of The Year Award', and upon drinking a guffy beer one will turn into a deranged lunatic who spouts off nonsense at the top of their voice. They certainly get you drunk quick though.

"Stu just bought a Weihenstephan, he certainly likes his guffy beer."

"I could sure go for a Paulaner Heffe Weisse right now."
"Wow, you sure are a guffy."

by King of The Guffy Beers September 10, 2013

gully monster

An almost invisible beast that hides in flood-ways usually in the Pilbara Region of Australia. Known to remove skin, clothing, and sometimes teeth from those who are usually intoxicated individuals looking for short-cuts home from parties or pubs.

"Fuck man - the Gully Monster really caned Mick...... broke his nose, wrist and bent his handlebars".

by Dance myth August 4, 2013

Guflaga

Everything that once was, everything current, and everything that ever will be.

"Throughout history, we have noticed a sense of Guflaga."

"Hey, Guflaga!"

"May Guflaga be with you."

by Guflagans January 19, 2013

Gullywasher

Chiefly Southern term for a heavy rainstorm.

They say the rain's movin' in, from the looks of it I'd say it's gonna be a real gullywasher

by Hooter Stumpfuck II February 4, 2007

Gully Queef

When someone smokes a juul out of a females beaver and blows the smoke up a females anus

Person: “Hey man did u hear about what Cole did last night?”
Other person: “No what happened”
Person: “He gave that girl with the big a$$ a gully queef.”

by Big meat October 22, 2019

gully

Something from the streets, gutter, and/or gangsta

Same as sayin 'Hood'("I'm so hood") or "Street" ("I'm so street")

I'm so damn gully

by Seoul April 30, 2003