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guess who 

when a male inserts his penis into a womans anal crevice, then pulls out for a second while his friend that was hiding goes back in. quickly the man sneaks away then waves at the woman from outside (through a window). easily one of the hardest to master, but well worth it tricks in the book.
Lafwiquaonda: (damn lafonda tyrone, Kenny pulled the guess who on me and i shat all over his friends dick!"
guess who by Gilby GG September 1, 2008
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Guess Who 

Online free 'Guess Who' is a manipulitive plot to dictract while invaders from another planet stalk the shit outta u trash.
Freaky music and that fucktarded monicle guy, AND U TELL ME that THIS game is not for nutbags to figure us out.
Think about this before you let your little sibling play this telepathetic game EVER again.
Boy one: I was playing guess who when I started feeling this tingling sensation in my toes and thats, Jaimy, the day I lost my virginity.
Boy 2:RRRRREALLY
Boy 1:so really, that guy... or girl... or alien crap stuff... was real HAWT
Boy 2:RRRREALLY
Boy 1:SHUT UP GEORGE
Boy 2:my name MERDOK
Boy 1:GUESS WHO MY FUCKING STUPID ASS THEN
Guess Who by Monicle Guy August 8, 2009

Guess who 

Don't chase bitches, let the bitches chase you
Guess who by Zalomis January 15, 2021

Guess Who 

A popular Garry's Mod gamemode where players have to disguise themselves as NPCs by changing into them and acting like them to avoid the hunters, whose job is to find them and kill them while taking care not to die by making too many mistakes.
Because of the unfair nature of the game, the hiders have various powers to aid them, including, but not limited to:

-Shockwave: All hunters close to the hider will be unable to move and their vision will become blurred, but only for a few seconds. -Graviton Surge: A large, purple vortex appears, sucking in anyone and anything that gets too close, potentially killing the hunters (and hiders!) when the objects slam into them.

-Sudoku: The hider begins growing and flashing random colors before exploding, dealing a massive amount of damage to anyone nearby, including the hunters. To prevent it from being too overpowered, the hider is also instantly killed, and the hunters can kill them before they explode.

-Teleport: Exactly what it sounds like.
-Timelapse: The hider's recent movements are quickly reversed at a warp speed, effectively teleporting them.

-Shrink: The hider's health is reduced to 40%; however, they briefly become smaller and faster.

-Prop Hunt: The hider's health is reduced to 10%; however, they briefly become a small, speedy object, like in prop hunt.

-Vampirism: Gives you extra health at the expense of the hunters.

-Decoy: Summons 1-7 NPCs around the user.

Despite this, Guess Who still is not very popular, because winning as a hider is damn near impossible.
Guess Who by Ubeenbamboozledson September 7, 2021

Guess who's in my mouth 

A popular party game, many men (ideally 10 or so) gather in a room while one guy gets on his knees blindfolded, then one random guy puts his penis in the blindfolded man's mouth, the blindfolded man must then guess who's in his mouth.
Me and the other guys got together last night and played "Guess who's in my mouth" all night.

subjective guess who 

A game played with the traditional board game "guess who" but with slightly different rules. The only difference is that all questions must be subjective in nature. There should be no way to be 100% sure if you are elimating the correct people or not. No one ever really wins, but it is really fun.
Sample questions:
"Is, or has your person ever been, a librarian?"
"Is your person racist?"
"Is your person a member of a wine-of-the-month club?"
"Does your person own multiple cats?"

Examples of questions not allowed in subjective guess who:
"Does your person have a mustache?"
"Does your person have long hair?"

You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is 

You are never going to guess who the best person in the world is
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