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clunging gobshite
clunging gobshite by binslop March 22, 2021
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gobshite
Loud-mouthed person who talks a lot, but nothing with any value - as in shite coming out of their gob
Gobshite goblin
Someone who doesn't care much about anything except for themselves, especially in a time of need. They tend to put themselves first in every situation.
Person 1: Where's Scomo? The country is on fire and he's no where to be seen!
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.
Person 1: Where's Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2: Jane wanted to watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn something new everyday
Person 2: He went on holiday after Sydney filled up with smoke. He's a gobshite goblin.
Person 1: Where's Jane? I broke my foot and I need a friend.
Person 2: Jane wanted to watch a movie instead, she thought that would be more fun.
Person 1: Oh, I didn't know Jane was a gobshite goblin. You learn something new everyday
Gobshite goblin by Sinnivar December 21, 2019
gobshite
gobshite
Someone who talks incessant shite in a lame attempt to make themselves look good, whilst actually making a complete twat out of themselves.
gobshite by APC Camper July 16, 2008
gobshitter
One who blabbers continuously without regard for others , on subjects to which he or she has no understanding.
A variation of the term "gobshite"
A variation of the term "gobshite"
billy has been speaking for hours now ... if only he had a clue
billy put a sock in it softlad ... soak up all that shite that spews from your pie hole .. you are nothing but a GOBSHITTER !
billy put a sock in it softlad ... soak up all that shite that spews from your pie hole .. you are nothing but a GOBSHITTER !
gobshitter by reefer.m July 30, 2009
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