"Guba", noun, is the name of the gear, or outfit, you are wearing when you combine full SCUBA gear with Hockey Goalie gear. This outfit is commonly donned in the wake of an armageddon, while preparing for an Armageddon, while preparing for an apocalypse, upon receiving news of an oncoming apocalypse, or in worst cases, just as the apocalypse hits. This outfit is also known to be popular during non-apocalyptic times in various doomsday-prepper cliques, often considered a showing of prepping prowess by donning the uniform randomly and unexpectedly for no given reason.
a girl whose real name is jamie but we call her guba because she is really hot and sexy. she also has a big vagina that is good for sticking my penis in. it is also very hairy. she has some humungous tits that i like to squeeze. guba is really sexy but she doesn't know it.
cool name for a cat. if its a silly little funny cat one would name their cat guba. it can be easily turned into other names such as “guber” or “gubaby” if the situation calls for it
-wow bro what’s your cat’s name???
-his name’s guba
-i am legitimately never going to talk with you again and i am severing all communication with you
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.