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a big dick ass nigga who flexes his cock while blasting panthera and is kinda sped but hes chubby but lowk handsome but he stutters a lot and juggs in atlanta

that big dick ass nigga gualbert juggs after class
angelo”did you hear that nigga gualbert was jugging after class”
Max “ya he was flexing his big nigga dick while stealing a kia soul”

gualbert by gualbert lover September 23, 2025

johnnie guilbert

god

Johnnie guilbert is god

johnnie guilbert by piercethewhitney May 14, 2015

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Johnnie guilbert

The most cutest emo guy alive. He has the most beautiful smile ever and the perfect eyes.

Johnnie guilbert is so cute 😍

Johnnie guilbert by Heartwand January 13, 2021

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Gualberto

A bad motherfucker

Hey, look at that bad motherfucker! He must be Gualberto!

Gualberto by Rikjms May 6, 2019

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Guilberth

Guilberth is a name for gods. Usually chill and calm, but can get mad if you make fun of his favorite rapper.

sheeshhh Guilberth lookin drippy.

Guilberth by Loazar May 7, 2021

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Galbert-Kun

One of the most prolific and successful writers of fanfiction.net; Dude can write about ANYTHING and it will get multiple reviews.

Joe= Frank, you have too much dialogue in your fanfiction; if you balance your writing by adding text, you would be like Galbert-Kun.
Frank= Who's Galbert-Kun?
Joe= www.fanfiction.net/~galbertkun ; The man the legend has written over 150 stories and doesn't look like he's stopping anytime soon.

Jane= Dawn, I haven't read any good Naruto or Hayate the Combat Butler fanfiction; any suggestions?
Dawn= Go to www.fanfiction.net/u/1691077 because the author, Galbert-Kun, is a great romance fanfiction writer. His fics have made his readers cry due to the emotion of his stories.

Dawn= Thanks Jane, I can't wait to read Galbert-Kun's stories.

Galbert-Kun by HisPromoter May 29, 2010

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Pulling a guilbert

Pulling a Guilbert comes from ancient Hebrew. It translates to one who commits an error.

oh my goodness Karla, i was really pulling a guilbert the other night.

Pulling a guilbert by Julio10613 December 16, 2020

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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