grumpy punch 

being punched in the asshole so many times it turns into goatse

ricardo got grumpy punched and bled like hell

grumpy punch by thebootsybeast November 5, 2010

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

Punch a Grumpy by Vegas March 23, 2003

grumpy punching 

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."

grumpy punching by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016

Punching a grumpy 

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

Punching a grumpy by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

punch a grump 

To void feces from the bowels. to defecate.

that super burrito from la victoria's making me want to punch a grump.

punch a grump by goner December 22, 2003

Pinch a Grumpy 

Drop a dump.
Flush twice.

I gotta go pinch a grumpy, holmes.
Got any Matches?

Pinch a Grumpy by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

Pinch A Grumpy 

PINCH A GRUMPY - Pinching A Grumpy is another way to explain going to the bathroom. Or a simplier term, Taking a crap or going poop.

PAG is the acronym.

PAG = Pinch A Grumpy
PAGing = Pinching a Grumpy

Instead of an apple a day keeps the doctor away, everyone should Pinch A Grumpy.

That dog takes forever to pick a spot and PAG.

Pinch A Grumpy by emmyfrompogo November 23, 2010