grumpy punch

being punched in the asshole so many times it turns into goatse

ricardo got grumpy punched and bled like hell

by thebootsybeast November 5, 2010

Punch a Grumpy

The act of taking a really mean dump.

I actually have left partys because I had to "Punch a Grumpy"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

grumpy punching

The act of taking a long, large, and usually overdue shit.

"My grumpy punching tags have come in."
"That coffee was good, but now it's time for grumpy punching."
"She's taking forever because she is grumpy punching."

by HeavyMusicWorshipper May 31, 2016

Punching a grumpy

The act of speed shitting when you are pressed for time.

As we approached the gate for our flight, Earl ran off to the restroom and was punching a grumpy.

by Punchline67 May 3, 2006

punch a grump

To void feces from the bowels. to defecate.

that super burrito from la victoria's making me want to punch a grump.

by goner December 22, 2003

Pinch a Grumpy

Drop a dump.
Flush twice.

I gotta go pinch a grumpy, holmes.
Got any Matches?

by The Sanitized Chicken. November 4, 2003

Pinch A Grumpy

PINCH A GRUMPY - Pinching A Grumpy is another way to explain going to the bathroom. Or a simplier term, Taking a crap or going poop.

PAG is the acronym.

PAG = Pinch A Grumpy
PAGing = Pinching a Grumpy

Instead of an apple a day keeps the doctor away, everyone should Pinch A Grumpy.

That dog takes forever to pick a spot and PAG.

by emmyfrompogo November 23, 2010