Vegas's definitions

My Dad

Anyone you look up to or want to be like.

Mel Gibson is "my dad".

by Vegas March 22, 2003

Gaping Asshole

Un-normally loose ass hole. Usually caused by ass spelunking

When someone gets pounded in the ass, they get a "Gaping Asshole"

by Vegas March 24, 2003

Crunchy Air

Also known as a rice cake. Eaten by supermodels and people on diets.

I broke my diet when i put peanutbutter on my "crunchy air"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

24 Hour Ebola

A sickness that occurs when you need to miss something like work or a test.

I told my boss i wouldn't be in today because i have a bad case of "24 hour ebola"

by Vegas March 23, 2003

Tramp Stamp

A tattoo above a woman's ass crack.

Her pants were so low cut, you could see her tramp stamp.

by Vegas March 22, 2003

wonderbread

A white guy.

I got called "wonderbread" by a group of holligans last night.

by Vegas March 28, 2003

The Thrax

Anthrax

I won't open my mail because, I don't want to get "The Thrax"

by Vegas March 23, 2003