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grumpalumpagus 

generally unpleasant, grumpy, or morose person.
how goes it grumpalumpagus?
grumpalumpagus by Sarah Lea December 3, 2007
A small McNugget-shaped creature, with rabbit ears. It also has human-like hair, stick legs, giant angry eyes, a large mouth with pointy teeth, and pitchfork arms. There are many types of grublums,; such as, Asian grublums, ninja grublums, jedi grublums, ect. This word and creature is copyrighted by CJ Wilcox, which means no one can use this word, without giving him full credit for the idea. As he invented the Grublum in 2007.
OH MY JEEPERS!!! Look, it's the Grublum.
Grublum by CJtheGreat January 17, 2009

grumpalumpagous 

a grouchy, discontented, ill tempered person, particularly someone who chooses to be unhappy
Man, you would think that rich retired geezer would be nicer but he's a real grumpalumpagous. If I were you, I'd steer clear of him.
grumpalumpagous by no1sandman April 17, 2016

Grumpalumpagis

A person or animal in the state of grumpiness or despair.
Why is Laura being such a sad Grumpalumpagis?
Grumpalumpagis by Rutilus Oculus March 29, 2009

Gumbumpin 

Getting a blowjob from someone without teeth.
That granny Smith over yonder sure good at gumbumpin.
Gumbumpin by Maddog936 August 8, 2018

Gumblumpkin 

The act of getting a blowjob from a girl with no teeth while sitting on the bowl taking a shit.
Your grandmother gives the best Gumblumpkin at the senior home.
Gumblumpkin by Big Mate July 17, 2011
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
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