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Crudeness 

crudeness: , 1.vulgar or obscene behavior totally unacceptable to cultural norms, which generally lacks tact, taste and is seen as offensive.
Joe Blow's crudeness was appalling today when he banged that chick on the casket at the funeral.
Crudeness by zombiedater January 17, 2010

Cole Gradeless 

You look like a Cole Gradeless.
Cole Gradeless by Meatlover21 June 20, 2016

goldeness 

And adjective so amazing, it gives itself it's own meaning using steez. Goldeness comes from an amazing guy named brady
Dude brady has so much goldeness!
goldeness by #Boom69 September 21, 2014
The one true spelling of "greatness", despite what anti-Urbanists like tarquin ↓↑ô░█┼º◄T►º┼█░ô↑↓ Farkas may tell you.
"I just converted to Urbanism and I achieved grateness!"
grateness by The Urbanist January 30, 2018

Aim Rudeness 

When people sign off without saying goodbye
When people take like 3 hours to reply
When people constantly block and unblock people
When people say hi and then sign off.
juicystar56(5:34:16pm): Hii!
rockstar93(5:34:30pm): Hey, whats up?
juicystar56(5:34:45pm): this user has just signed off.

rockstar93 thinks to herself, wtf?? why would you say hi and then sign off??? i hate aim rudeness. gawddd.
Aim Rudeness by atyourface.com September 3, 2009

Rudeness 

RUDNESS is a word invented by the intelligent Momina Moiz, the meaning to the word RUDNESS is when someone is awfully offended by a fact or statement told by someone else, this word also contains the word RUDE in it which comes from the Latin word MOOD
AHHHHH RUDENESS!!! - Momina Moiz 2018
Rudeness by aminay September 5, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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