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to be screwed or inconvenienced by being given a task that is a real pain in the ass. primarily used in a military context.
Damn did you hear about Baker getting assigned as the OCS commander? Holy shit. He got straight up Grube-d on that one!
Grube-d by j145 December 13, 2010
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gruber'd 

a state of intoxication reached by the consuption of straight whiskey and chased by wine.
i got so gruber'd last night.
when i showed up they were all gruber'd
gruber'd by glennswayze November 3, 2008

Grub Digging

Anal sex with a dirty, smelly, unclean partner. Typically a vagrant or homeless person.
I need to go home and shower. I did a little grub digging with that homeless lady and frankly, I can’t get the remnants or the stink off just with a whore’s bath.
Grub Digging by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

gruber device 

A mechanism to defeat a security system through the unintended use of fall-backs or exception paths that are not widely considered during development. Inspired by Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber character in the movie Die Hard (1988), who arranges for the uninterruptible power supplies securing the vaults at Nakotomi Plaza to be cut by causing the police to invoke their terrorist response procedures.

"The circuits that cannot be cut are automatically cut in response to a terrorist incident. You asked for a miracle, Theo, I give you the F-, B-, I..."
"This box is using distributed TACACS. I'll need a Gruber Device to make it fall-back to static password."
"Maybe try pulling the WAN?"
gruber device by keepalive February 11, 2020
v. 1) The act of getting extremely intoxicated instead of doing work or before tests.
2) The act of fucking up on tests and not doing work.
After failing a test, he decided to get grubed and drank a bottle of gin which led to booting and falling off the porch.
After nobody could find him since he skipped all his classes, people found him all grubed up in his room.
Grubed by Snax April 18, 2004

dirt grub 

To have worm-like, odd, gremlin-esque energy and interests; can be associated with either nature or dirty alleyways, however the second would be a city slicker dirt grub.
1.) Charlie Kelley from Its Always Sunny is a dirt grub.

2.) I spent all night high in my backyard and practicing my Michael Jackson impersonations.
dirt grub by dirtgrubgod July 25, 2019

Dirty Gruber 

Dirty Gruber is when copious amounts of fecal matter cover your backside, in which normal sanitary practices are inadequate.
Oh my, I need to shower I got me a dirty gruber.
Dirty Gruber by Knuckles September 27, 2019
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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