Groveland

Groveland is an awful little town in northeastern Massachusetts where nothing ever happens. Even so, it is the most interesting place in the Pentucket district because West Newbury is like dead space and Merrimac, MA is too close to New Hampshire. The only reason Groveland is interesting in any way is because downtown is basically in Haverhill. It is full of a bunch of kids who almost entirely turn in to stoners by high school and think they are really, really tough when they are actually pussies. Meanwhile, the parents think that Groveland is a "drugfree" community and that those bad Haverhill kids aren't going to taint their little angel. Groveland also has The Pines, and The Manor, the closest thing Pentucket has to a ghetto. This is where 90% of all the black and hispanic people in Pentucket live all the white parents tell the kids not to go there because they don't want them to be scared by all the dark-skinned people. Groveland basically has your standard upper class snooty rich folk (though not as bad as West Newbury) and middle class working folk who can barely afford to live there. The poorest people in Groveland live in The Manor or in the neighborhood behind DeLeo's but even those people aren't lower class, they just are relatively poor compared to all the rich people. Groveland is boring and unless you live in the area, there should be no reason why you ever need to come here.

Haverhill Kid 1: Hey, what's with that big group of guys smoking weed next to Market Basket? Don't they see that cop car?
Haverhill Kid 2: Oh, can't you tell by their Pentucket sweatshirts? They must be from Groveland.
Haverhill Kid 1: Oh, shit. The Haverhill cops are gonna get those stupid rich pricks.
Haverhill Kid 2: ha ha good. I just hope none of them are my hookups from the Manor.

by BoysLoveVaginas January 3, 2011

groveland, fl

Hick town. While driving through Groveland you will most likely see your grandmother doing your cousin on a couch on the back of some guys truck.

jim bob- " dang man did'ya see grammy smashin birtha on the back of that suped up chevy?!?!" billy bob- "yaa that was hot." jim bob- " i sure do love groveland, fl"

by smelly toad March 27, 2011

Pee-ers Graceland

Pee-ers Graceland (less commonly called Poopers Graceland) is a portapotty or many portapotties. It's basically portapotties found near a construction zone. It's good to pee and sometimes even poop there as it also has toilet paper. Pee-ers Graceland is a good place to pee in when you drank too much water, juice, coffee, energy drinks (like redbull, monster, C4, celsius, and bang), highly caffeinated sodas(Mountain Dew, Dr. Pepper), spiked fruit punch, vodka, whiskey, wine, and/or beer.

I had a cup of coffee and 3 Coors Light beers and a cup of water. I went to Pee-ers Graceland to pee.

by HawaiianPunch1 January 30, 2023

Stoner's Graceland

Stoner's Graceland (sometimes called Stoners Graceland) is another name for Wendy's. The late hours (They stay open until midnight or later), stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname. The Wendy's chili and the burger and soda and fries and frosty is delicious.
Dave Thomas is to stoners as My Life as a Teenage Robot is to cool millennials (unlike those stupid Gen Z kids!).

People who go to Wendy's either tried Ritabooze (Ethylphenidate), Blue Speed, Blue Molly, Modafinil, Kratom, Arecoline Hydrobromide, Arecobooze (Arecoline plus booze), 2-methyl-2-butanol (2m2bOH), Armodafinil, Flodafinil, Hydrafinil, MDA, MDMA, MDEA, Ethylamphetamine, Crystal Speed, 4F-MPH, Prolintane, Propranolol, NSI-189, 9-Me-BC, N-Acetyl-Selank, Sunifiram, Methiopropamine, Thiopropamine, Bretazenyl, IndanylAminoPropane, a-PVP, 3-Fluoroamphetamine, methcathinone, cathinone, cathine, khat, Phenylpiracetam Hydrazide, Betel Nut (Freebase Arecoline), 3-MMC-Etizolam, Diclazepam, Nicotine Vape, Arecoline vape, Redbull energy drink, Propylhexedrine, Cyclopentamine, Dimethylamylamine, JWH-018, JWH-200, Weed, Delta-8, and Methylphenidate.

Wendy's employee (at 1:15am): How may I help you sir?

Tyler(on Kratom and Arecoline Hydrobromide): Give me 3 cheeseburgers, a Wendy's frosty, some fries, and some chili.

Wendy's employee: Here you go sir.

Tyler (high as fuck): I'm in Stoner's Graceland!

*eats food then pops a Blue ecstasy pill with Jenny Wakeman's head on it.

by CognitiveFuel January 30, 2023

Stoners Graceland

Another name for Wendy's. The late hours, stoner-friendly food, and 99¢ value menu are the main reasons for this nickname.

Dave Thomas is to stoners how Elvis is to your grandma.

Wendy's employee: "How may I help you tonight, sir?"
Johnny Potsmoker: "Just give me the 420 meal. You know the drill."

by Nick D October 29, 2003

graceland

Home of the king, Elvis Presley. Located in Memphis, Tennessee. Sweetest house ever.

person#1: Hey man want to go check out the playboy mansion?
person#2: What the hell for, Graceland is where it's at!

by Seinfeld March 11, 2006

Gropeandhope

To grab a women's breast and hope she will reciprocate instead of macing you.

Just as I was about to exit the car I thought about using the gropeandhope on her.

by brokebutstilldrinking January 25, 2008