Goselandism Share definition Flag 1. having both pious and gangster qualities simultaneously. 2. The act of charging excessively for gestures of kindness. The judge held that Goselandism is not a crime, though many criminals exhibit this behaviour. Goselandism by staskanooshkanish April 3, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Goselandism mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch