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Grooting 

The act of spreading ones legs and bending the knees while slowly waving the arms to resemble baby Groot.
Person 1: Dude what are you doing?

Person 2: Im grooting

Person 1: Why?

Person 2: I am Groot

Person 1: Can i try?

Person 2: We are Groot
Grooting by Lalaloopsyismyniggah August 11, 2014

grooting 

The act and fetish of having intercourse with a person using a branch or twig while repeatedly saying "I am groot"
I am totally into grooting
grooting by kdl850 August 11, 2014

Grooting 

Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.
Grooting is when you're in a tree and you bust a nut onto someone walking by.
Grooting by Grooting April 13, 2017

Quarantine Grooming 

Relevant during the 2020 pandemic quarantine.

When someone comes on extremely strong with early declarations of love or possibly a future relationship together. The purpose of this is to gain confidence in order to make someone comfortable enough to eventually break quarantine and have sex with them.

(Original Source: Unzippedintentions.com)
"He told me that he could totally see a future with me and see himself falling in love. I think he's Quarantine Grooming me"

Grooming 

When a sexual or other kind of predator sets the stage for abusing another, such as a child or other person (as in the case of sex and theory human trafficking).

Trust: May give toys and/or other gifts and favors to the intended victim to gain trust.

Alienation: Settings the stage for the intended victim to become alienated from their primary caregivers/circles or family and community.

Fear/dependency: Sets up a power dynamic in which the victim feels too afraid to report the abuse, perhaps by involving the victim in activities their friends and family might judge the victim negatively for, such as drug use (or even the abuse itself).
By the time the girl understood how bad her situation had become the neighbor had been grooming her so carefuly and for so long that she felt she could not go home or to the police and so saw no way out of her situation. Thankfully a relative noticed her distress and had the sense to seek help from the county's intervention program.
Grooming by evilelove April 1, 2017

Grooming 

Training, preparing or conditioning someone, usually over a longer period of time. Also used to refer to a paedophile's process of building trust with a child, wearing down the child's boundaries.
"The tutor we hired was a good investment; he's grooming my son for a prestigious college."
"Paul gives our daughter a lot of gifts and attention, I'm worried he might be grooming her. Do you think i should call the police?"
Grooming by AnAbundancyOfLemons February 18, 2017