groats 

Historic: traditional African dish of stewed goat scrotum. Brought to America by slaves and adapted to Southern cooking conventions.

Current: Served deep fried at breakfast at any small diner in South Carolina, Georgia, and lower. Interestingly, nobody likes it, but they think other people like it. Yankees will often order it, mistaking it for grits (a more common and even grosser dish.)

Yankee1: What are groats?
Yankee2: Some podunk cornpone sorta thing.
Yankee1: I'll have that.
-later
Yankee1: Wow, this bacon's really leathery.

groats by TreeWeezel April 20, 2011

groats 

Another way of saying "Gross". To be nasty and or disturbing in several ways. (derived from groaty)

"Dag gon, That lady wears the same spandex leggings and jean skirt EVERYDAY of the year..that's groats!"

groats by Jeff $$ August 30, 2008

Groats 

Used as an adjective for anything which requires an undesirable amount of effort or something generally off-putting.

Person A: omg you look groats today
Person B: I know I'm so hungover and my commute this morning took 2 hours, it was groats

Groats by mntain July 26, 2018

Groats Disease 

Groats Disease was named after its discoverer, Dick Groat. It is actually a fictional disorder discussed in “Curb Your Enthusiasm” Season 2 Episode 5 titled “The Thong“.

Groats disease is marked by hyperactivity like after 5 cups of coffee. kathy has groats.

Groats Disease by mrbomangles February 22, 2011

Red groats 

The translation of “Rødgrød”

English: Red groats and cream.
Danish: Rødgrød met fløde

Red groats by Qorptocx November 1, 2018

Johnny o groats 

A sweet little cute boy with a big heart and a soft spot for Nissan micras. He loves nature and hails from the north most of places, he’s a mysterious yet passionate lover, and will never back down from defending his pack.

Man I sure love Johnny o groats

Yeah me too he’s so kind and he helps me though so much!
I wish more people would be like Johnny groats. He’s such a good Oager.

Johnny o groats by Oagyhenderfrewstone February 20, 2024

goatse 

A shock image originally from the website goatse.cx, which was intended to be pronounced as "goatsex", although the suffix .cx is no longer in common use when referring to the picture (resulting in the word being pronounced "goat-see". Basically the picture is of a man stretching his anus to frightening length. Like many other shock paraphernalia (such as the infamous 2 Girls 1 Cup)", people will oftentimes prank people by putting a link online of something (such as a sweepstakes or another website) and when someone clicks this link, they will see the image instead of what they were told they would see.

The website had other disgusting images on it until the site was taken down. Since then a website claiming to be Goatse has reemerged.

Unlike 2 girls 1 cup, you will not find very many reaction videos on sites such as YouTube.

If gross images somehow was made into a pro sport, Goatse would be a star player. It WILL scar you for LIFE.

goatse by therebel56 August 14, 2011