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groa

groa is a person of drug
groa is drunk and cant get up
by Tjarnaskóli.is December 11, 2020
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Gróa

A type of person that's always drunk, high, or sleeping with a random guy
Greg: Oh my god look at Tina over there, she is sooooo drunk

Mike: I know she is SUCH a Gróa.
by Rasmus Jakobsen March 13, 2021
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Groa

The word gross but worse. Also just above all worse than disgusting.
"That was actually so groa"
by Venuzzz January 14, 2023
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Moana Groana

A woman who enjoys sex.
by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016
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Shyamalan Groan

The one point in a movie trailer in which everyone watching it gives up all hope in the movie
"Wow, this trailer for 'Devil' actually looks pretty...oh, you have got to be kidding me!"

*Shyamalan Groan*
by The Minn September 22, 2010
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groager

Short lived 1980's plastic Softdrink bottle with extra large neck and cap enabling rapid consumption of its contents.
Discontinued after only a short lived existance due to its inability to keep its contents adequatly carbonated and
an un-canny amount of Penis injuries caused as a result of trying to fuck the empty vessel.
"Hey Barry, wanna drink?"
"No way Yard Ape! I nearly drowned myself last time I sucked on one of those Groagers"

Bogan 1. "Hey Dazza! The neck on this groager is big enough for me to upturn my bottle of hooch into"
Bogan 2. "That's fuckin awsome Stevo! Do it! Lets get smashed and then Fuck it"
by cdhally September 19, 2013
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Groat's syndrome

A physiological condition that renders the sufferer with profound hyperactivity and spasticity... like after drinking 5 cups of coffee. Possibly named after Hall of Fame baseball player Dick Groat.

This little known disease was brought to the mainstream by a complete episode of 'Curb Your Enthusiasm' being devoted to it. We can thank the honorable Larry David for taking a leadership role in bringing awareness to the public so we can raise money to defeat this life-altering disease.
That girl who is playing the piano way too fast and grunts while she's playing must have Groat's syndrome.

Whoa! She just attached the emcee! Yep, she's got it!
by cagedape January 24, 2011
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