n. A person who gripes about Christmas coming too early when stores put up their Christmas merchandise or radio stations play holiday tunes prior to Thanksgiving Day.
Also, a person who criticizes or whines about anything at all that is related to the things we lovers of Christmas enjoy. (Holiday music, Christmas parties, tacky sweaters, Christmas shopping, etc.)
See also, grinchhole
Veteran's Day is my favorite holiday because I always use the day off to put up my Christmas decorations. Yes, it's early, so what? Suck it, Grinch-holes.
That time in your life when Christmas is the worst thing that could ever happen to you. Generally starts around 30, & happens mostly in men... Usually wears off after a few decades, which is why some elderly people get excited about Christmas again.
Person: Gawd my dad is a right asshole, he hates Christmas! What's wrong with him?
Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: How old is he?
Person: 32, why?
Person Who Spends Way Too
Much Time On Urban Dictionary: He must be in his GrinchHood. Give him a few decades & he'll come round.
This is another word for your asshole/anus....the only difference is, you must first have the grink in order for your asshole/anus to become a grinkhole.
Man, my grinkhole is killing me after last nites pizza and draftbeerextravaganza!!!!
The study of people who hate Christmas, can also be applied to other holidays. Really it's the study of everybody who hates all the good fucking things in life
"Yeah bro I'm a Grincheology major, you got a fucking problem with that?"