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Grimey Grant 

When an individual named Grant uses his extreme intellect to humiliate, embarrass, and or really piss of another person. He often does so by performing a series of small yet irritable annoyances. A Grimey Grant uses ones flaws against them, all for his own entertainment. If you are a victim of a Grimey Grant, you will most likely spiral downwards into a deep state of depression.
“Yo what’s up with Brendan, he looks really depressed, is he good?”
—“Yeah he’s fine, he was just getting mentally abused by Grimey Grant”
Grimey Grant by can’t simp April 16, 2020
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GrimmeyGhost 

You heard of GrimmeyGhost ? He on Straight Gangsta !
GrimmeyGhost by BigGrimey November 22, 2021

grimey grunge

A sex position, involving a male inserting his willy into his own mouth and proceeding to give himself a blowjob, to the point of ejaculation. The remains is then drunk by a woman.
Alec: (during a grimey grunge) Oi Libbie!
Libbie: yes?
Alec: Get over here and drink this grunge!
grimey grunge by Big_Boy15936 July 31, 2016

keep it grimey 

Slang phrase meaning that someone tells the truth even it if means revealing some gruesome, vulgar, obscene or otherwise damaging information. Not to be confused with keepin it gangsta
Thug: Ayo, what ever happened to Raheed? wasn't he supposed to step on this brick and take it to poppi on 116th?
HeadG: Look blood between me and you, Raheed owed me money, and nobody liked his punk ass anyway so me and Niko popped him and dumped his body in the river ya dig?
Thug: Word, way to keep it grimey my nigga!

Chump: Hey baby, why ain't you returning my calls?
Girl: Look nigga you're broke, stupid and your style's whack plus your dick ain't circumsized, so stop callin me..
Onlooker: Hahaha oh shit, that chick's keepin it grimey!
Chump: Hey! Get back here HO!

Playa: Yo this might not be the best time to tell you this, but I'm fuckin Denise..
Chump: WHAT! I just bought her wedding ring, I'm gonna kill both of you!
Playa: Whoa whoa, don't be mad at me, I'm just keepin it grimey youngn..
keep it grimey by netstryke January 7, 2006
doin u wrong or dirty.. backstabbin..
damn.. ya nigga grimey for messin wit ya best friend!
grimey by cookie January 4, 2005

Grimmy Gram 

When a drug dealer gives you an unscaled gram of Mary jane.
My homie just gave me a grimmy gram for $10 cuz I was in a hurry and didn't have time.
Grimmy Gram by Smiley1691 December 23, 2014
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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