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Grammaton Cleric 

Someone who is so much of a bad-ass, they can beat Judge Dredd, Solid Snake, Jason Borne, Jack Bauer, Batman, V, Darth Vader, Ezio Audiotre, Agent 47, Max Payne, Agent Smith, and Neo, all at once with nothing but two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can kill an entire army in total darkness without moving and armed with only two Beretta 92fs pistols

Someone who can take down an entire government, all of whom are armed with semi-automatic and fully automatic assualt rifles, with two Berretta 92fs pistols and a katana.

Seriouly..this guy is fucking insane
Derp1: Dude...my friend just killed hella marine corp guys in like two seconds
Derp2: Must be a Grammaton Cleric

In the movie Equilibrium, Christian Bale is a total Grammaton Cleric

grammadonna 

A prima donna over 50, usually with one or more grandchildren. Usually requires a lot of maintenance and upkeep by a whooped, hard-working man.
Phyllis is such a grammadonna, she's making her husband buy them a million dollar retirement home in Costa Rica.
grammadonna by lamkaens February 19, 2011

grimmace time

"Lets get rowdy, its grimmace time".
grimmace time by 123456789qwertyuio September 26, 2006
A man who licks the crust off of a sea cooters scrotum, while masturbating.
Look at that sick man on the beach, he must be a GrimmOne
GrimmOne by Blood fart June 1, 2021

grimmace shake 

This is when Barney is blowing Grimmace, and he has a massive orgasm all over Barney, with purple cum on purple scales.
Dude, I can't believe you had a grimmace shake with her after you are those PB&J sandwiches.
grimmace shake by Candied June 16, 2023

Grimacing Grint 

A fool who has lost complete control of the situation, and is well aware that his Goose has been cooked - yet is powerless to change the enevitable.
He drank 4 Pints and 7 Jaeger Bombs last night, and now he's in work, that boy is a proper Grimacing Grint.
Grimacing Grint by Andross 1978 December 22, 2008