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gripdick 

Adjective. Means awesome, kick-ass, rad, something so fucking sweet you just have to grab your dick and hold on.
We had such a gripdick weekend at Bonarroo, full of drugs, sex, and alcohol
gripdick by deusexinternet July 1, 2011
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gripdick 

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.
I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.
gripdick by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020

gridiculous 

the size of that elephant is gridiculous!
gridiculous by khalilm August 7, 2008

gripdick 

Jeez, this sandwich is bangin!" "Beyond bangin, homeboy... it's gripdick.
gripdick by alphagator September 24, 2011

Gridical 

When a highly analytical person is compelled to create a grid in order to explain a concept.
"Mr. Prince-Nez got gridical when he insisted on pulling out the flip chart and marker to demonstrate the cross referential interplay of the data points along the X axis and Y axis of those people who like lunch before 12 noon and those after 12 noon.
Gridical by Swamp Yankee January 12, 2013

grimdick 

the vice principal who fucked kim mulan in his office
grimdick means the teacher who had sexy time with a student
grimdick by bryn hass December 1, 2019