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gripdick 

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.
I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.
gripdick by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020
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gripdick 

Jeez, this sandwich is bangin!" "Beyond bangin, homeboy... it's gripdick.
gripdick by alphagator September 24, 2011
gridick is some that like to eat food off somebody's dick after spunking

Connor and Matt do this to the road trip tings
Webster ' Sarah do you fancy some breakfast? '

Sarah ' No I had a spot of gridick this morning! '
gridick by Jackodayn April 17, 2017

grimdick 

the vice principal who fucked kim mulan in his office
grimdick means the teacher who had sexy time with a student
grimdick by bryn hass December 1, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026