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gripdick 

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.
I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.
gripdick by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020
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gripdick 

Jeez, this sandwich is bangin!" "Beyond bangin, homeboy... it's gripdick.
gripdick by alphagator September 24, 2011
gridick is some that like to eat food off somebody's dick after spunking

Connor and Matt do this to the road trip tings
Webster ' Sarah do you fancy some breakfast? '

Sarah ' No I had a spot of gridick this morning! '
gridick by Jackodayn April 17, 2017

grimdick 

the vice principal who fucked kim mulan in his office
grimdick means the teacher who had sexy time with a student
grimdick by bryn hass December 1, 2019

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026