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Adjective. Means awesome, kick-ass, rad, something so fucking sweet you just have to grab your dick and hold on.

We had such a gripdick weekend at Bonarroo, full of drugs, sex, and alcohol

gripdick by deusexinternet July 1, 2011

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gripdick

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.

I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.

gripdick by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020

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gripdick

Another word for cool.

Jeez, this sandwich is bangin!" "Beyond bangin, homeboy... it's gripdick.

gripdick by alphagator September 24, 2011

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gridick

gridick is some that like to eat food off somebody's dick after spunking

Connor and Matt do this to the road trip tings

Webster ' Sarah do you fancy some breakfast? '

Sarah ' No I had a spot of gridick this morning! '

gridick by Jackodayn April 17, 2017

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grimdick

the vice principal who fucked kim mulan in his office

grimdick means the teacher who had sexy time with a student

grimdick by bryn hass December 1, 2019

leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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