gripdick

Adjective. Means awesome, kick-ass, rad, something so fucking sweet you just have to grab your dick and hold on.

We had such a gripdick weekend at Bonarroo, full of drugs, sex, and alcohol

by deusexinternet July 1, 2011

gripdick

A "medical condition" caused when a male grips his dick too tightly while masturbating, causing to him not enjoy sex with women (or men) as much because he's so used to the iron grip of his hand.

I've been jerking off for years -- and as a result, I have gripdick.

by D. Y. Vetz December 14, 2020

gripdick

Another word for cool.

Jeez, this sandwich is bangin!" "Beyond bangin, homeboy... it's gripdick.

by alphagator September 24, 2011

gridick

gridick is some that like to eat food off somebody's dick after spunking

Connor and Matt do this to the road trip tings

Webster ' Sarah do you fancy some breakfast? '

Sarah ' No I had a spot of gridick this morning! '

by Jackodayn April 17, 2017

grimdick

the vice principal who fucked kim mulan in his office

grimdick means the teacher who had sexy time with a student

by bryn hass December 1, 2019