griddiot
Griddying idiots
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Gridiotlock
Gridlock caused by some idiot that thought he/she could get through the traffic light before it turned red in heavy traffic.
"Chances are I would make it to work on time if i wasn't stuck in this Mongolian cluster *&%# caused by gridiotlock."
Gridiotlock by Lauren (for MN Rob) October 5, 2003
Giddiot
Giddiot by picklesareugly June 10, 2019
Giddiot
A miserable human feigning happiness, gleefully celebrating other people’s misfortunes; Shadenfreude; political ideologues happy when their opponents are jailed, injured, or killed
Mainstream News personalities turned into giddiots whenever unvaccinated Americans died of COVID, and they’re fast becoming giddiots now that Trump keeps getting indicted.
Giddiot by AstroPanther September 8, 2023
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