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Greeping 

1) The act of greeting someone, whether present or not, while one is asleep.
2) The act of sexual advances or inappropriate behavior toward another while one is asleep.
I couldn't sleep last night because my roommate slept walked to my bedroom and began greeping me.
Greeping by Cracker_Barrelite May 10, 2010
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Greeping 

• The act of being mischievous or a little bit silly.
• Moving with a purpose, oh what a magnificent purpose.
•When everyone joins in, it is condemned, it is a sin
Tristan Bongo or Mrs Gonorrhea
Business is like a waltz, business is like a grand dance - he said Greepingly.
Greeping by Mrs Gonorrhea March 5, 2023
Related Words

greeping 

The act of greeting someone in a creepy way.
This man was greeping people again.
greeping by Mr. Robotron March 28, 2019

greeping 

Greeting people in a creepy way.
He's greeping me!
greeping by Slang Advisory Board March 28, 2019

extra greeting 

A very special greeting you receive from Kurtis Conner ONLY once you subscribe to him.
“Dude, I just subscribed to Kurtis Conner and now I get an extra greeting at the beginning of each video!”
extra greeting by mrstruggle April 10, 2019

Greetings and Salutations 

An oh-so very cool way to say; Hello
J.D.: "Greetings and salutations... you a Heather?"

sam greening 

To get to third base or further with an unconsious female
hey i just looked upstairs and some lad is totally sam greening this passed out girl
sam greening by loveduv October 23, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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