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Greentop 

The act of sticking a carrot in your anus and letting the green top hang out.
Bro 1: Hey bro, did you hear I Greentopped Bianca last night?

Bro 2: My Negro, Mimi does that shit to me all the time.
Greentop by The Greentopper January 27, 2018
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Greentop 

green-top
-noun

1. the act of taking the first hit off a freshly packed bowl of unburned cannabis flower (weed), in which case the smoker experiences maximum flavor potential. Right of the said act is considered to be inherited by the owner of the weed, although sometimes it is bestowed to another smoking participant.
Nah Shane, I had greentop last time; now It's your turn.
Greentop by Doc J and Eightball November 10, 2011

greentop 

Yesterday night I got greentopped
greentop by ryamyn August 22, 2019

Greentop 

that one stinky friend who only uses the green side of the sponge, due to lack of knowledge of how sponges work.
hey joseph how are you- ew why are you using the green side of the sponge to clean that pan you greentop!
Greentop by bonessssss December 15, 2019

Greentop 

a penthouse with a lawn
Rich people be living that greentop life
Greentop by despacito_420 January 8, 2024

Greentop Missouri 

A place you go to fall in love and get fucked over.
I go to greentop Missouri for love and get fucked over.
Greentop Missouri by Bobbyjoe05 September 7, 2021

Green Top 

When you live in dirt house for so long that it grows grass on the top. This is known as the Green Top. No matter what you do NOT grow crops on top of the Green Top. A good compliment to the Green Top is the one by one wheat seed , but never on top.
"Bruh you swear it was only for one nighf but not only do you got the green top, you got the 1 by 1 wheat seed."
Green Top by Green Top March 25, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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