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Green Soap 

Defines the accepted remedy of the era, to rid one's public area of the crabs. Truly a green soap-like liquid, syrupy in character, was used to kill those little bastards. Commonly used in my own personal experience, roughly late 1950s - mid 1980s. Oldie but goodie, shouldn't lose the classics. Refers to public lice infestation, a wonderful experience to avoid.
Crap, my mom found my Green Soap, and won't let go. She wants to know where I picked up the crabs but I refuse to name your sister.
Green Soap by Gojai August 29, 2017
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Green Soap 

A lubricant you can use to shove fingers up your poop chute
Me- “hey green soap is so nice feeling in my butt.”
Friend- “I do love green soap!”
Green Soap by gobbleman August 1, 2022

Greenstapo

The mass of support for the increasingly pervasive and rabidly human-hating "green" philosophy that 1) lauds small, useless "environmentally-friendly" activities that actually waste more resources than they save and only serve as self-flagellation for foolish guilt-ridden Americans and 2) demonizes anyone who opposes this hysteria.
The Greenstapo were revealed with terrifying clarity in Audi's completely unfunny Super Bowl 2010 "Green Police" commercial.

greenscape 

To zone out in a particularly boring meeting, especially one that doesn't require any input and is generally dominated by loud wafflehogs.
My boss is such a wafflehog, I totally greenscaped my way through that meeting.
greenscape by teamdcmu March 14, 2009