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Greenstapo

The mass of support for the increasingly pervasive and rabidly human-hating "green" philosophy that 1) lauds small, useless "environmentally-friendly" activities that actually waste more resources than they save and only serve as self-flagellation for foolish guilt-ridden Americans and 2) demonizes anyone who opposes this hysteria.
The Greenstapo were revealed with terrifying clarity in Audi's completely unfunny Super Bowl 2010 "Green Police" commercial.
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Greenspoint 

Greenspoint is Known for being one of Houston's worst hoods. The business district has a lot of low income housing units along insterstate 45, but there are more offices than bedrooms. Since the 1980s oil glut, the district has remained a hotbed of criminal activity. People who don't live in Greenspoint usually refer to it by its popular moniker: Gunspoint.

Advice for being in Greenspoint:
Don't leave your car alone for long periods.
Greenspoint mall? Forget it.

Don't go looking for trouble because you will find it.
"Im going to Greenspoint for a job interview tomorrow." "oh shit cock the glock and suit up lil homie"
Greenspoint by mr wise3333 February 14, 2018

Greenspoint 

A neighborhood in Houston established in the 1970s. Known for aging (but tall) office buildings, crime, the declining Greenspoint Mall, and being by and large, "ghetto"
"Greenspoint? You mean Gunspoint?"
Greenspoint by crazyps August 16, 2011

greentanos 

a high school gang created in the 2000s by a group of italians, but it has many different races involved. they rep green, north-east, and the number 33, they originate from the town of Manteca, but is estimated to be the most popular gang by 2030, evan passing up bloods and crips.their rival gang is the purps/purpanos, and the alltanos.
if you mess with him he'll get the GREENTANOS on you.
greentanos by ninjagideo69 November 20, 2009

greenstamps 

money you throw around on booze, women, drugs, anything
how many greenstamps you goin out w/ tonight
greenstamps by T.J. long island N.Y. December 19, 2004

teddy greenspon 

The kind of guy that likes to fuck fat bitches
You see that guy walking home with the pi phis, that’s a real teddy greenspon
teddy greenspon by Beif June 7, 2018

greenscape 

To zone out in a particularly boring meeting, especially one that doesn't require any input and is generally dominated by loud wafflehogs.
My boss is such a wafflehog, I totally greenscaped my way through that meeting.
greenscape by teamdcmu March 14, 2009