wafflehog

A fat person who dominates a meeting or situation with dull, inane and trivial conversation.
My boss is such a wafflehog, I totally greenscaped my way through that meeting.
by teamdcmu March 14, 2009
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greenscape

To zone out in a particularly boring meeting, especially one that doesn't require any input and is generally dominated by loud wafflehogs.
My boss is such a wafflehog, I totally greenscaped my way through that meeting.
by teamdcmu March 14, 2009
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