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green hair 

Hair that is green. Don't see it as much nowadays.
I met this girl down in Hollywood, she had green hair but damn, she looked good! I took her to my house cause she was fine, till she whooped out a dick that was bigger than mine! - Afroman, Colt 45
green hair by billcrosby January 7, 2005
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green haired fat chick 

That lefty green haired fat chick with the nose ring held up the starbucks lineup again .

green haired monster 

he is a green haired monster and is meann!!! often disguised as a total handsome male maybe with the name luka or smth like that....
omg look its the green haired monster

green hairy pie 

is the dirtiest, smelliest, rankest lady cake you will ever have the misfortune of seeing
how did you get on with that bird last night tuck?

oh man we went back to her's it was all going good then i got on my knees lifted up her dress, pulled down her knickers an to my surprise i was green an stank an was covered in fly's

man that girls a rite skank bet she's got a green hairy pie
green hairy pie by da da dave February 4, 2010

green_haired_seaweed 

Green_Haired_Seaweed, the most amazing tiktoker ever. She makes random content on her priavate account that no one but her middle school can see.

It's fucking shit bitches.

I love it.
Did you see Green_Haired_Seaweed's lastest video? It's the wackiest shit, brouh
green_haired_seaweed by anonymous September 9, 2021

Greek God Of Hair 

The Greek God of hair was named James. He was seen as a beautiful young man with shoulder length dark brown hair. His hair was said to be as smooth as silk, yet as tough as iron. He was famous for working in villages around Greece and helping young woman with their hair. He was a son of Aphrodite and a mortal,though not often mentioned in stories. He was very popular amount young women for his charming looks and beautiful hair.
"I can't wait until James, The Greek God Of Hair comes to our village, I need his godly help with my hair"

greek hairfly 

when a greek girla opens her pants to you
and suddenly retarded frodo jumps out at you
and says 'God bless us everyone' while holding
a bag of meth and a bunch of dead fetuses from
her last few boyfriends
The demonette opened her huge greek hairfly to make her halloween puke before love making.
greek hairfly by sinrlifemattrs October 10, 2025
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