grbunka 

For those who know Swedish slang and are aware of grunka and brunka. Grbunka is where you poop, cry and masturbate at the same time.

Sometimes a man has got to grbunka

grbunka by AMERICANinSWE December 29, 2017

grunka

Swedish slang for masturbating while crying

I sometimes I go grunka on the weekends.

grunka by Yamata October 17, 2017

Grunka

When you cry and jerk of at the same time

(Swedish Gråta = cry , Runka = Jerk off)

"Har du några planer till helgen"
"Aa ja ska grunka hela veckan"
"Ta livet av dig hora"

Grunka by fagslayer37 May 12, 2023

grunka lunka 

Evil versions of oompa loompas, using 'badass' rhyming and song instead of the ussual singing of their 'goody-goody' cousins which ussualy has a moral or tries to teach the lstener a lesson...

"grunka lunka, doo ba dee daa, we are the most badass muthas by far!"

"grunka lunka, dooo ba dee doom, we will steal ur daughter from her room!"

grunka lunka by Christian Martin (aka The Crazy Russian) September 8, 2008

grunka

When you cry and wank at the same time.

"Ahh i didn't get any girl tonight again" Response: "Well then just go grunka bro"

grunka by juliandm March 22, 2017