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Charles Grassley 

Douche-bag Republican Senator from Iowa who is the Chairman of the Senate Judicial Committee. Typically Grassley follows the official party line and doesn't seem to have any original thoughts of his own.
Immediately following the death of Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia Mitch McConnell announced that the Senate would not confirm any replacement until after the next election likely meaning there will be a vacancy left unfilled for at least a year. Charles Grassley of course instantly fell in line and refused to even hold hearings.
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A dank ass Widespread Panic song heard best under the influence of alcohol or narcotic to “heighten” the experience.

This song was written by John Bell and only called Gradle because he happened to be using the “Gradl” font on his computer when he wrote it down.
I was eating my sustainabily sourced, organic, non-GMO, conflict free, veggie burrito when Widespread started jammin’ Gradle.
Gradle by WSMFP! May 30, 2019

Herb Grasse 

I'm 100% serious, dude, Herb Grasse (1945-2010) was a car designer. He worked for Chrysler, Ford and Nissan. Later, he started his own design firm.
In 1973 he designed the Bricklin SV-1 for Malcolm Bricklin. Herb Grasse, what a totally fucking awesome name! And he designed a totally fucking awesome car. Dude, from now on your top 10% car drawings are "Herb Grasse designs".
Herb Grasse by Kahdlibber October 12, 2017

shaft-grasper 

One who subconsciously holds a bottle with both hands as though it is an erect penis.
Russell Brand commenting on host Mika Brzezinski during an interview on MSNBC's Morning Joe: "... the way you're touching that bottle... She's grasping for the shaft! She's a shaft-grasper."
shaft-grasper by rmcanada June 20, 2013
You know someone named "Grace" right? Well if you don't then a basic summary of one is that:

They are mostly good, beautiful, glorious, amazing, stupendous, ultra cool, fantastic people until they aren't

Grase is the budget version of Grace, they are inferior to Graces in all statistics if the Grace in question is one of those sexy ultimate lords of pure amazement. But a Grase is just barely superior to a Grace that is an completely useless worthless bitch who cheats on rocks on the ground with blades of grass she finds laying on the sidewalk.

Grase's are basically those people you get along with only because you pity them, you feel pity because if a mere letter of their name was just ever so different then it could skyrocket their levels of interest past that of a jester who can't move nor speak. They feel no vengeance nor anger towards Graces (Hopefully) and are mostly passive people, hiding nothing from any living entity due to an overabundance of openness.
Grase is just bootleg Grace and nobody can change my mind

Shaft grasper 

A shaft grasper is a woman inclined to holding on to the male organ with both hands. The shaft grasper is particularly obsessed with using the male sexual organ as some sort of symbolic status object. The longer she can hold on the better.
The shaft grasper is therefore not interested in providing relief of an ejaculatory matter, rather solely in maintaining the erect condition of the male organ and holding on for dear life. Shaft graspers are well known for gesturing their shaft grasping obsession with random objects like microphones, water bottles or other phallus like objects.
Shaft grasping is well known for causing blue balls.
Bob:"Did you see how Amy was stroking that water-bottle while talking to me?"
Tom:"Watch out bro she's definitely a shaft grasper"
Shaft grasper by fruitbeer June 19, 2013