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Gradle

A dank ass Widespread Panic song heard best under the influence of alcohol or narcotic to “heighten” the experience.

This song was written by John Bell and only called Gradle because he happened to be using the “Gradl” font on his computer when he wrote it down.
I was eating my sustainabily sourced, organic, non-GMO, conflict free, veggie burrito when Widespread started jammin’ Gradle.
by WSMFP! May 30, 2019
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gradle

They have been going out gradle.
by THE401 December 14, 2008
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gradle

In the category of 'could there be more boring definitions', gradle is Google's cradle for new Android apps inside the Android Studio.
Output from Android studio: Building the gradle...
by weberational June 27, 2018
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gradle

to cradle someones balls with your mouth full of gravy
Grant: On christmas night i got a gradle from the leftover gravy
Scott: Classy
by Big Timmah March 9, 2014
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Thuggizzle Make The Grade

A program under the Thuggizzle Cares umbrella founded by hip hop artist and community philanthropist Thuggizzle. Thuggizzle make the grade is a program that recognizes kids who are making straight A's A&B's and kids who are improving their grades. Thuggizzle rewards them by giving them season passes to theme parks around the city of San Antonio, Texas
Thuggizzle Make The Grade helps motivate kids to keep their grades up.
by urban savage March 21, 2019
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In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING!

In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — in an era of 21st century people questioning whether the world is round or flat; whether or not JFK is still alive; whether the photograph of the dress is blue or gold; whether gun violence, police overreach, and White extremist terrorism are actually American problems; and whether it was patriotic to attack the Capitol on 1/6/ 2021m it is clear that “The American Sheeple” are now ready for an insidious Ring Master — the aforementioned “Tall First Grader”.

THE BULLY!!!!!

Hence the expression: In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! — another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.

All people are waiting for is someone who will validate their idiocy; and, promise to guide them to that “Kool-Aid Promise Land” where their wildest dreams will come true.

America is ready to “beam up” or perhaps “go noisily into that good night” Manson Family style: Helter Skelter! Or, maybe we can burn ourselves up with our Bibles and imitation Jesus figures and our guns until all that is left are the songs they will sing about the day we gave in to The Audacity of Nope an surrendered to our worst angels.

Gods Bless America.
In a Kindergarten gone mad; the tall first grader is KING! Is another way of saying in the kingdom of the blind the one eyed man is King.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 9, 2023
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7th Grade

James: hey remember 7th grade?
John: *starts tying noose*
by IamStevenHawking October 2, 2018
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