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Granny Wagon 

These are the electric/mobility scooters that were originally designed to help older and disabled people with mobility issues, although you will now commonly see them being driven by fat/lazy people as well.

They are usually powered by 1-3 batteries (depending on the model), similar to the size you would find in a car. They usually have a top speed of 8mph. Some even have wheelie bars for added safety.

They are meant for use on the pavement although you will occasionally see users driving them in the road and holding up traffic, oblivious to the queue of cars behind them beeping their horns in fury, and shouting.

Owners of granny wagons also tend to be terrible at driving them, especially around supermarkets. You will often see them rammed into innocent pedestrians and dogs at the hands of a novice.

Popular models include:

-Freerider Mayfair 4
-Pride Colt deluxe
-Shoprider sovereign
Doris finds it difficult to walk to the shops to get her weekly shopping, luckily her son bought her a granny wagon for her birthday.
Granny Wagon by Darth Dean January 27, 2012
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Goofy Granny Wagon 

The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.
Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!
Goofy Granny Wagon by Lumpbag August 16, 2009

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026
excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting
adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi
Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
Word of the Day on July 4, 2026