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Granny Wagon 

These are the electric/mobility scooters that were originally designed to help older and disabled people with mobility issues, although you will now commonly see them being driven by fat/lazy people as well.

They are usually powered by 1-3 batteries (depending on the model), similar to the size you would find in a car. They usually have a top speed of 8mph. Some even have wheelie bars for added safety.

They are meant for use on the pavement although you will occasionally see users driving them in the road and holding up traffic, oblivious to the queue of cars behind them beeping their horns in fury, and shouting.

Owners of granny wagons also tend to be terrible at driving them, especially around supermarkets. You will often see them rammed into innocent pedestrians and dogs at the hands of a novice.

Popular models include:

-Freerider Mayfair 4
-Pride Colt deluxe
-Shoprider sovereign
Doris finds it difficult to walk to the shops to get her weekly shopping, luckily her son bought her a granny wagon for her birthday.
Granny Wagon by Darth Dean January 27, 2012
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Goofy Granny Wagon 

The worst type of Granny Wagon in the world. A shitty little red toilet on wheels driven by a hideous old gargoyle with teeth like green surfboards.
Sweet Jesus! A gargoyle driving a toilet!

Oh shit, its the Goofy Granny Wagon. Piss off you foul dentist dodger!
Goofy Granny Wagon by Lumpbag August 16, 2009
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